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Thursday, November 2, 2017

TG Inc Declares Bankruptcy


Every planet in the galaxy finally reached its logical end. The feminine had won the battle of the sexes. Men volunteered at first to accept life as a woman. Then contests and awards were used. Finally, the last man lost his pride. Androids filled the roles men filled formerly while serving their woman rather than annoying her.

Every client of TG Inc was satisfied. The business model no longer worked. Here we see Cherry, the replacement for the last man standing, Gary. The world TG Inc created naturally would reach a conclusion; everyone was female.

Male babies were switched within a few hours and the lone holdouts in the hillside would eventually die or be captured and taken to a retraining center.

The judge felt it was in society’s best interest to keep the company is receivership for as long as possible to handle the rare case emerging from the woods.

This is it, folks. The final good-bye. It was an awesome journey, girls. If I pass this way again I’m sure to share a tale or three. But my plans will take me in another direction for now.

Remember me.

Friday, September 29, 2017

The Last Blowjob


The end of an era was at hand. Nearly every male had been transformed into a woman by one TG Inc technology or another. The remaining few men were too macho and had it too good to accept any offer TG Inc threw in their direction. There was only one thing to do.

TG Inc ordered women to withhold services from the remaining men. The ultimatum was clear: the men could enjoy one last blowjob before undergoing the transformation by any means TG Inc had or they would be celibate for life.

That did the job. The remaining men lined up for their last deep thrust down the hatch before losing their junk replaced by a smooth slit.

The most stubborn men went into hiding. Hot women armed with girly light rifles patrolled the countryside to fix the remaining stragglers too proud to don a skirt. It wouldn’t be long before the nasty infection of maleness was obliterated. Androids capable to inseminating a woman took over the duties of biological males without all the annoying features women hate.

The world is truly a good place now.


Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Confession


Lisa didn't know what to do. After hiding her feelings for so long she finally let them out and realized she preferred girls as lovers. That was the easy part. The hard part is that she is engaged Tim. She could always confess. Tim deserved better than that. Lisa could not break-up with Tim over her sexual preferences. Then the solution presented itself.

While at lunch with her friend Lisa explained her feelings. Her friend smiled and said she owned a Jewel of Odan. Lisa’s eyes shot wide open. She knew exactly what the Jewel of Odan did. Lisa was all smiles when her friend lent her the Jewel. Lisa ran home and snuggled up to Tim. Tim was unaware what the Jewel Odan is or what it did. Lisa explained her feelings and what she hoped Tim was willing to do for her.

Tim smiled at the thought. He even admitted he thought it would be hot to be a girl. Tim took the Jewel from Lisa and held it in his left hand, closed his eyes and thought of the most beautiful girl he knew other than Lisa, of course. In a moment Tim was transformed by the Jewel into the girl of his dreams. He felt warm and fuzzy inside looking at Lisa now. “What shall we call you?” Lisa asked. “Anna. I want to be Anna.” Lisa smiled. She loved the name. The girls closed their eyes and leaned into the softest kiss of their lives.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Pegged by Sister Peggy


My sister is the best. When I was stood up by my date she made sure I did not stay down for long. We had a favorite game—my favorite game—we played whenever we had the chance. Peggy always knew how I felt and we were close (not that close; get your mind out of the gutter). But that night was the worst. The girl of my dreams stood me up. The hurt went real deep.

So Peggy took me to her room where we played my favorite game: dress up. She even faux turned when I undressed and pulled on the panty she gave me. By the end of the night we were laughing as I turned out to be one awesome girl.

It was at that moment, when I was happiest, that Peggy hugged me and smiled. “I gave you magic panties to wear. “ I looked in the mirror. “So that is why I look so good.” Peggy could make me look like quite the girl, but that night was the best.

I had to capture the moment. I stripped to my sister’s skives and took a selfie. I know what you’re thinking. I was not sad or bored. Well, maybe a little sad; the girl of my dreams ditched me. Rather, I was more content than any other time in my life. Peggy started calling me Rhonda. I liked the name. Want to know something else? Less than six months later the boy of my dreams took me out on the dream date I had planned for the girl of my dreams. It was her loss.

Friday, September 8, 2017

Changes


Holy Shit! Tammy thought as she examined her body. Okay, her name is James, or at least it was a few minutes ago before the vortex hit the school. Still it was all planned. The vortex was tracked. Several of the guys decided to leave the shielded area and experience the awesome transformation the vortex performs.

It happened so fast James could not tell the transformation happened. One moment he was James, the next Tammy. James always wanted to be a Tammy. It felt so sexy. No longer a geek no one notices, Tammy knows she will be a popular girl in school. She looks at her waist and tests out her breasts. Awesome!

There were a few concerns about the transformation. A vortex does not tell you what kind of body you get. It is usually a very sexy body, but a few guys have been disappointed. Not James. He is happier than a pig in shit.

There is something James did not realize. The vortex does more than change the body, it changes the mind. Tammy felt an unquenchable lust for a boyfriend. By the weekend he had a date and got laid. It was such a good choice he made about experiencing the vortex transformation. It turned about a million times better than imagined.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

On the Run


Elaine loved walking the fields of Elysium, a world so beautiful many consider it on par with the afterlife. The best part of Elysium is it is always daytime; one or more of the suns are high in the sky at all times. The air always feels like spring on Earth. Speaking of Earth, Elaine wasn’t always the meek and mild woman you see here. Back on Earth she was known as Jako the Macco, a ruthless business broker with a trail of corpses strung out behind him.

Jako made a lot of enemies on Earth; he also made a lot of money. When you have as many enemies as Jako you need money to stay alive. A long successful career (with the accompanying victims) gave Jako the opportunity to retire to the quiet life he always wanted without pesky victims showing up bent on revenge.

On Elysium you can be anyone you want as long as you have the money. The Elysium Council discovered how to capture and control a vortex, a bubble of distorted space where anything that passes through exits as a woman. Vortexes have been the bane of any planet unlucky enough, or lucky if you like that sort of thing, to be plagued by them.

Jako paid his dues to the Elysium government and walked through the vortex and into a simple life of comfort and pleasure. Many still search for the Macco, but none have found him. Some say he lives on a planet somewhere near the galactic core, others, on a planet in the Sagittarius Arm. But we know better. Jako is walking the warm fields of Elysium enjoying the beauty and comfort he earned. Elaine is a woman for the ages.








Thursday, August 31, 2017

The Good Farm Girl


The vast open space of the American Midwest is no place for car trouble. Henry was pushing hard driving eighteen hours a day. He wanted to get home and home was another hard day’s drive. Then the car started to miss a beat every few minutes. An hour later Henry was stalled in the middle of nowhere. He saw no other traffic all day. He had water in the car but no food. He checked his cell phone. No signal. Without any alternatives Henry started walking.

With only an hour of walking Henry spotted a small farm to the west. There was no choice. All he could hope for was somebody to be home. The farm was small with a white clapboard house and red barn. Cows were in a fenced area near the barn and chickens ran the yard. Fields of crops surrounded the house and barn. Henry knocked. Henry was ready to leave after a long period with no answer when the door slowly opened. A beautiful farm girl greeted him. Henry introduced himself and explained his situation.  The farm girl did not have a phone. She offered Henry a place to stay until someone happened by to give him a ride to town. Henry accepted.

To repay the woman’s kindness Henry worked on the farm. He could not understand how one woman could run this whole farm alone. On the second day the woman visited Henry as he worked in the barn. She had a mischievous grin. “Come with me,” she said. She led Henry to a locked room in the back of the barn. Inside was a chair. “Please sit.” Henry did. In moments Henry was stuck to the chair as it hummed. His body twisted and contorted until he was completely transformed. When the machine stopped Henry was a woman. The woman handed Henry appropriate clothing. He put them on. The straw hat was a fitting touch. “You are one of us now and your name is Addison,” the woman said. “Us? Addison?” “Yes. Us, Addison.” Several women walked out from an attached room. Now Henry understood how the woman ran her farm. “You can stay as long as you like,” the woman said.

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Wednesday, August 23, 2017

The Myth of Bakal Splee








The thanksgiving festival of Garkin was over and Don retired to his studio to do what he did every year after the festival meal. He removed the Bakal Splee from its case. The feminine musical instrument echoed a soft mournful tone as he pulled the bow across the coiled spring.

They say if you play the Bakal Splee perfectly you become a beautiful woman fitting of the music you play. It was only a myth, but Don could dream. The family gathered around the walls of the room as he started playing. The music sent waves of vibrations through the air. You felt the music as much as heard it.

Don adjusted the Bakal Splee as he started the next movement. The family stood stone still. Don’s talents improved with each passing year. There was no doubt he was nearing perfection and the myth was on everyone’s mind. Don dug deeper into his soul to bring the full sound into the mind, the heart, the spirit of the entire room.

The family noticed before Don did. The changes were subtle at first, then undeniable. With each pull and thrust of the bow a magical sound spread around the room. Then he noticed his hands had changed. He knew the myth and accepted the gift. S/he played deeper from the heart until the soft, beautiful woman in the room echoed the sound Don once made.

Her music would be perfect for all time. Don was a simple man of simple pleasure. His music reflected his simplicity. She took a simple name change: Donna. Why not? It was about the music. The music, the sound is everything. Changlings are so rare they are considered myth, but when one is created they are sought all over the galaxy. Donna played daily for audiences on planets near and far and punctuated the performances with practice sessions on cruise ships to large crowds. She created heavenly sounds for thirty-eight more years before her death on Moordo III at the age of 62. The geniuses always die too young.




Monday, August 21, 2017

Happy Birthday, Neo


Haaaaappy birthdayyyy to you.
Happy birrrthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Neo.
Happy birthday to you.

Yoooouuu are a girl.
Your nuts were lost to a squirrel.
You wear pantyhose
And high heel boots too!


Happy birthday, NeoRock. May your pantyhose never have a run.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Beer Pong



College is the greatest time of your life. The learning and opportunities create contacts valuable throughout life. But when you are young you have more than learning and a career on your mind; you also think of starting a family. Part of the mating ritual is games and parties. Neil had a plan to cover all the bases: personal and professional.

Finding the right mate requires fun. Neil never went much for parties and drinking, but he loved games of skill. Beer Pong fit the bill and brought college guys together with college girls. When people had a drink or two they tend to lower their guard and show their true self. Neil was counting on it.

For a college party the room was civil. People milled around, talked, told jokes and laughed. The table was set up for beer pong, girls against the boys. The girls were already giddy and said they upped the ante by placing a nanobot concoction in one of the beer glasses on the guy’s side. The boys knew it was just the girls trying to get in their heads.

Neil invited Scott to join him in defeating the girls of Sorority Hill. The girls were gracious to offer the boys a kiss on the cheek if they won. How sweet. The game was evenly matched. Both sides drank a few more beers than they wanted to, but it was great fun. The boys lost, of course (girls are always better), but the girls decided to be good sports and kiss the boys on the cheek anyway. Neil thought he might ask the tall blonde, Abby, out to dinner.

“I guess we never drank the beer with nanobots,” Neil told the girls after the kiss. “Oh,” Abby said, “but you did.” Neil patted himself down. “Guess it didn’t work,” he smiled. Abby started laughing, “Every beer was laced with nanobots, you fool. There is a delay of a few hours.”

And sure enough, later that night, before the party ended, the transformation took place. Neil’s clothes hung on him. Abby came over and offered Neil and Scott new outfits. Without any other choices the boys accepted the offer. Here we see Ellen (Neil) and Erica (Scott) walking back to their dorm in their new outfits. Notice the cocky attitude the girls have. That should go over well in the boy’s dorm.




Saturday, August 12, 2017

A Girl's First Night Out


London was having a hard time adjusting to his new body as Lynette. Some things a guy never thinks of when going in for a transformation at the 3D body printing shop. Stepping off the printer platform stark naked was more exciting than London imagined. His Lynette body is 100% woman.

Two things are hard for London to adjust to. The first was his new hips. The positioning of the hips in a woman are made for childbirth and changes the way they walk. There is more swing to the hips, as any guy will attest, but how it changes the body’s balance while walking is something you can’t be trained for until you have those lovely hips.

The second issue is top-heavy. Breasts are heavy and being out front place pressure on the back. Standing up straight is different for a woman. The bigger the breasts the more stress is placed on the back.

After several weeks of training to live life as Lynette, London is ready for his first night out on the town. He is very nervous. The sexy dress, long hair and make-up weren’t a problem. The high heels were definitely out. There was no way he was ready to spend a night in heels.

And the last issue Lynette had to face was his feelings. As a woman he has started feeling certain desires. A night on the town will offer temptations he is uncertain he can resist. Lynette is ready to do it, however. He waited so long for the body of his dreams and nothing will stop him from experiencing every opportunity his new body offers him.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Pick Your Poison


Glen wanted to get even with the government for ruining his life. He was in trouble with the law from an early age and the problems kept coming. He had finally had enough. The world will not forget Glen’s name when he is done. He will fight back and make the world pay the price for hurting Glen all these years.

Crazy people have crazy ideas. Glen’s idea to punish the world is with a lone wolf terrorist attack. He read an article about ricin, a deadly poison made from castor beans. The best thing, according to Glen, is that ricin is made from castor beans, the same beans used in rosaries.  A little digging and Glen discovered how to process ricin from castor beans.

But Glen is the unluckiest man on Earth. The government was watching Glen’s internet searches and sniffed out his plan even before he thought it. Glen’s large order of rosary beads was intercepted and replaced with a different product by a secret government agency. Glen was so excited as he began processing the beans for his sinister plan.

He had to be careful as he produced ricin or it could kill him. The fancy setup in his basement was the perfect way to manufacture a nice quantity of ricin for release at the local mall during the holiday season. He knew exactly where the air intake vent was to carry out his master plan.

But poor Glen was thwarted. The castor beans were replaced with a replica infused with nanobots. Yes, those wonderful atom-sized creations that entered your body and changed every cell into a female cell. When nanobots got a hold of you there was nothing left of your manhood. Glen was Glenda before he had a chance to know what was happening. The government swat team swarmed his home and took all his stuff away so no one else would lose their junk. Glenda is not as sad as she might be. The women’s prison is not as bad as the guy’s prison.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Sweet Ride


What a sweet ride. Alvin searched the internet for a long time to find the car of his dreams. When he saw the red custom job he knew he had to have it. The owner, a pretty redhead with thin features, promised Alvin the car was full of surprises. She also promised this car would stay in Alvin’s mind for the rest of his life. Alvin agreed. He saved enough money to buy the car cash. It was amazing such an awesome car lasted long enough for Alvin to get his hands on it.

After the title was signed over, Alvin took the custom car out for a ride. The car was so well maintained it still had ‘new car smell’. The country would be the perfect place to spend a few hours with his new baby. His body molded into the seat as he drove. It almost felt like he was attached to the car and it anticipated his moves. Soon Alvin began to feel different. His concentration was so focused on the road he didn’t notice he suddenly had long hair. He stopped the car and opened the door for fresh air. He looked down. He had different clothes and a woman’s body!

At first Alvin thought the car was a swapping chamber, but he didn’t think he swapped with anyone. Then he realized the car was a switching chamber. He knew this as soon as he looked at his cell phone. The car also changed his identity to Bethany and reprogrammed his cell phone accordingly. Bethany put a hand to her head while she texted a friend with the other hand; she had to tell someone what happened. The woman that sold her the car was right. He would never forget this car.

Friday, August 4, 2017

History Lesson




As the human race expanded throughout the galaxy technological advancement continue to grow at ever increasing rates. After Earth joined the Community of Worlds, new technology led to the creation of TG Incorporated. Once that novelty wore off new technologies caught the imagination of the public. Today, the rage is time travel. Since it is impossible to travel back in time as yourself—the laws of physics will not let you travel back in time to warn yourself of a future event—you time travel by stepping into someone else’s body; you live as them.

Leonard was one of the first to try time travel. As a history buff, Leonard wanted to travel back into Marie Antoinette’s body. The time jump into Marie’s body was disorienting. He has only a modest amount of control over his host’s body; Marie kept most of the control over her actions. Leonard needed the modest control. It was important to keep some control to trigger the return device by twitching her wrist. Without it the traveler would remain stuck in time. In Leonard’s case he could lose his head if he didn’t have enough control to trigger the device.

Leonard wanted to live as Marie Antoinette in her last months of life in 1792. The adventure started perfectly for Leonard. He felt every emotion and every inch of her female body. But soon Leonard knew something was going wrong. Ms. Antoinette started to realize something was in her. She thought it was the devil. She feared discovery which meant certain death by the church. She learned how to stop Leonard from any action. Leonard was trapped, unable to trigger the return device.

It was now early August and Leonard knew Marie would lose her head in a matter of days. He fought with all his strength to regain control. Marie got better at restraining Leonard. Leonard put every ounce of energy he had left to trigger the device as Marie walked to the guillotine. As her neck was in the guillotine and the blade was ready to fall, Leonard was able in that split second of confusion able to flick her wrist enough to trigger the return device. As his body was ripped out of Marie and pulled back to his own time he could hear the grating of the blade starting to fall.

Leonard gasped and grabbed for his neck as he reentered his own body. All he could keep thinking was how cool it was to live in a woman’s body. Isn’t history fun?

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Chance Encounter


Who is undesirable now? Megan thought. Six months ago she was Art, an ugly twisted man people refused to acknowledge. Then a chance encounter with a sales rep from TG Inc. changed his life. For the first time ever, a beautiful woman actually acted like she wanted to talk with him. What the pretty sales lady from TG Inc. had to say would change Art’s life forever.

TG Inc. is not a cheap place and the sales rep let Art know about it. But, a new therapy where body parts were grown from your own cells and then transplanted into the host showed promise. It was time for human trials. The pretty sales rep said Art would be the perfect test subject.

Every part of Art was re-grown in the lab. Several surgeries later and the transformation was complete. What do you think? Do you think Megan turned out okay? You don’t think she is ugly, like Art, do you? We need your opinion. Does the mini skirt and high heel boots make Megan hot? Would you be willing to pay to be her? TG Inc. wants your opinion. It is the only way to bring products to market clients want.

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Midlife Crisis


The midlife crisis hit Alfred fast and hard. He had to have a red sports car before the last of his youth slipped away from him. There was only one problem, Alfred is broke.  Too bad midlife crises are expensive.

Women have is so much easier in Alfred’s mind. If only he could reverse roles then he could get a man to fund his crisis needs. As luck would have it a beautiful woman promised him what he desired when he complained of his problem. The woman, later discovered by Alfred to be a good witch, gave him one wish. Of course, Alfred wanted to be a woman.

Joan was born that day. Alfred knew what to do with his new body. He found a wealthy man looking for a trophy wife. Joan was the perfect answer to such men. Before long Joan is married with a husband wrapped around her little finger.

Joan has the hot little sports car Alfred desired. It was only a small sacrifice to achieve such a worthy goal. Alfred never had a chance to thank the witch. After decades of marriage Joan’s husband confessed a witch made her a man after she was abused by her former husband. Joan now understood how her husband was so gentle and kind. Looks like the witch granted all good people their greatest wish.

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Stranded


Stranded on a deserted mountain road as a winter storm approached is a bad situation to be in. Ben found himself in just such a spot. With dark clouds threatening and high winds driving, Ben’s car choked and sputtered before dying.

Bad decisions get made in such a situation, but Ben is one lucky man. A woman walked out of the woods and offered Ben a place to stay until the storm passed. Cell phone service is unavailable in the remote area so he accepted the offer. A mile and a half from the road a small clearing with a house came into view as the first snow of the storm started falling.

The waif of a woman took Ben’s coat and made tea for her guest. The hot liquid went down smooth. The warmth made Ben tired so he tilted his head back and fell asleep. A few hours later he woke to find the waif smiling at him. He looked down at his breasts and felt his crotch. That was the moment Ben knew the waif was really a witch and the tea was really a potion. He looked at his tea cup; the witch’s grin confirmed his suspicions. All Ben could do was accept the women’s clothes the witch handed him.

The storm raged for two days before easing and it took another week for all the roads to be plowed. By the time rescue showed up the witch and Anita (a name they both agreed Ben should take) were the best of friends. Now Anita had to explain to her employer how he is Anita. Ben worked for the school district and Anita wanted to keep the job. The school agreed reluctantly, but the students, especially the boys, had no problem with it at all.

Friday, July 28, 2017

The Best Pussy




You gave me a pussy, Whiskers, Rachel said holding her cat above her. Only an hour prior James snuggled Whiskers in his arms. When he transformed into a woman he knew Whiskers was the cause. Alien animals sometimes have the ability to do extraordinary things.

James brought Whiskers back from Anton IV when he vacationed there two months prior. Whiskers took an instant liking to James. She looked exactly like an Earth cat. Whiskers’ species was able to shapeshift to a pleasing form. She also helped the ones she loves become what they most desire. As a woman James can love Whiskers more than ever, exactly what Whiskers wanted.

There was some adjustment to the gender change. Rachel adjusted quickly. A new wardrobe was the first thing she needed to do. Whiskers snuggles in bed every night now with Rachel. She is one irresistible pussy.

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Changing Room Boutique

The excitement mom felt as the new school year approached was nothing short of ecstatic.  Dad is always off working leaving her home with the kids: Rebecca and James. Therein lays the problem. Becca and James fight like cats and dogs. The incessant bickering is driving mom up a wall.

In an attempt to encourage time to move faster, mom takes the kids out for back to school shopping. The kids need clothes—they keep growing out of the clothes they have. A new store opened in town, the Changing Room Boutique. Everything is on sale and the kids should love the modern changing rooms where you step in and the clothes you are trying are zapped right on you.

You would think the kids would shut up for at least a second when they are getting new stuff. But nooooo! They started arguing—I shit you not—about which sex has it easier in school. Mom could have been putty knifed off the roof. Mom couldn’t take anymore. She grabbed several outfits and pushed them into the kids’ hands. “Go to the changing room,” mom growled as she pointed toward the changing rooms. The kids were not paying attention and missed the sign for which gender goes in which changing room. Before mom could warn them the doors were closed and the changing room was zapping on the outfits.

When the doors opened Rebecca and James stepped out with perfect grace, their bodies switched. They acted proper, like human beings! Mom thought she entered the twilight zone. Her children were acting sane for the first time she could remember since they left the womb. They both just needed a sex change!

The shop owner came running over and apologized for the mishap. She offered to send the kids back through and change them back. Mom thought for a moment as an evil smile crossed her face. “No,” mom said, “I’ll keep’em this way.”

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Choice


Holy Shit! Tammy thought as she examined her body. Okay, her name is James, or at least it was a few minutes ago before the vortex hit the school. Still it was all planned. The vortex was tracked. Several of the guys decided to leave the shielded area and experience the awesome transformation the vortex performs.

It happened so fast James could not tell the transformation happened. One moment he was James, the next Tammy. James always wanted to be a Tammy. It felt so sexy. No longer a geek no one notices, Tammy knows she will be a popular girl in school. She looks at her waist and tests out her breasts. Awesome!

There were a few concerns about the transformation. A vortex does not tell you what kind of body you get. It is usually a very sexy body, but a few guys have been disappointed. Not James. He is happier than a pig in shit.

There is something James did not realize. The vortex does more than change the body, it changes the mind. Tammy felt an unquenchable lust for a boyfriend. By the weekend he had a date and got laid. It was such a good choice he made about experiencing the vortex transformation. It turned about a million times better than imagined.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Fighting Back


I was out of options. I either had to succumb to their demands or destroy them. I chose to destroy them. Who are they? Why the Church of Scientology, of course.

What kind of church refuses to let a member leave? What kind of church destroys a person’s reputation just because they want to leave? For me, the church worked hard to keep me in the fold. I lost control as I entered adulthood and that is something the church cannot stand. I tried; I really did. But I could not follow the teachings of a guy named Ron who thought aliens tossed evil beings, thetans, into a volcano that infest people. Can’t do it.

Before I could escape they captured and imprisoned me. Weeks of solitary did not change my mind so they changed me from Samuel to June. They did a good job; I admit that, but they ripped my life from me so I am fighting back.

A Scientologist does know a thing or three about science and I know how to make things go BOOM! really big. I planned on destroying the heart of the organization. I rented a cube van and filled it with fertilizer and diesel. I drove to the headquarters of the church and parked the van. I looked up at the cross on the center of the building. What non-Christian church does that? I set the timer and walk quickly from the scene. The explosion should be large enough to take down most of the building. I want that son-of-a-bitch Miscavige, the leader of the horror show and as many of his freaks as I can kill.

Moments later, after I was well out of sight, the explosion ripped through the afternoon breeze. Scientology headquarters is a pile of rubble. That bastard never understood that when he made me a woman he also made me a bitch and payback is a bitch.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Best Joke Ever


Jack pointed up in the sky and laughed. “Nice one guys. A spaceship; a UFO. Very original.” Jack thought it was the funniest joke ever. What he did not realize is his buddies behind him had already turned tail and ran. Jack was standing alone on the walkway pointing and laughing at the sky.

The light in the sky kept coming closer as Jack pointed. What Jack did not do was think. If he did, even for a fraction of a second, he would have known such a gag would be beyond anything his buddies could pull off. If he took a second moment to think he would have realized he was standing alone . But he didn’t.

The UFO did not hover over him as it is so often reported in the news. Instead, the spacecraft stayed high in the sky in front of him forcing Jack to look up at a 45 degree angle. Jack thought it was the most elaborate trick ever when the light flashed at him from the UFO. 

Jack kept smiling and giggling to himself as the UFO sped away. Slowly his buddies returned. They saw the whole think from a safe distance. It was then that Jack discovered it was no gag. The UFO was real and he was hit by a girly light.

The laughing stopped as Jack had to decide what to do. There was nothing he could do really except pick a name. The guys settled on Becky. It was a nice, down-home name. Now Jack and his friends had to figure out what to tell Jack’s wife when they got him home.

Alex Can Handle His Inheritance








Saturday, July 22, 2017

Hot Girl's Office Job

Good paying jobs are hard to come by. Karl needed one of those “good paying jobs” if he was going to keep his apartment. TG Incorporated was hiring—business is booming for those guys—but they are selective. In other words, only hot girls need apply.

Karl is neither hot nor a girl. Okay, it is only a receptionist job, but hey, when money is tight anything will do. Never mind TG Inc. pays receptionists massive salaries. Desperate, Karl walked into the human resources department and filled out an application. He was invited into a back room to discuss the job. Sarah Lemon interviewed Karl and liked what she heard.

“I think you would be a perfect team member here at TG Inc.,” Sarah started. “You have all the qualifications and the right attitude. We have just one minor problem.” Karl dropped his head. “However, I do have a solution. We have a nanobot hot tub waiting for you in back with a fresh wardrobe of clothing. All yours Karl, or should I say Lacy, as part of a two year work assignment.”

Karl nodded. He needed the job, but did not want to give up his manhood. The job won. The nanobot hot tub was a sensation like no other. Lacy enjoyed the relaxing bubbles. She never felt so beautiful as when she put on the mini skirt and heels. The guys complimented her as she walked home. The next day she started work. Life was looking up for Lacy.